Bitch Please (Yao Ming Face)
This article is about the internet meme. For the original Solana memecoin, see YAO MING ($YAO).
Bitch Please (Yao Ming Face) cartoon of NBA star Yao Ming laughing dismissively, used as a rage face to wave off something as absurd or beneath concern, captioned Bitch Please.
Origin
The face is traced from a real photo of Yao Ming laughing during a 2009 post-game press conference. Someone turned that grinning, eyes-closed expression into a line-drawing rage face, and it entered the rage-comic set around 2010 to 2011 as the ultimate unbothered reaction.
Spread
As rage comics peaked in 2011, Yao Ming Face became the go-to closer for comics where the narrator brushes off a challenge or insult with total confidence. It frequently paired with the Bitch Please caption and stood in for smug, unshakeable dismissal.
Legacy
It is one of the few rage faces built from a real celebrity, and it kept Yao Ming an accidental meme mascot long after his playing days. The face still circulates as a reaction image, and a small Solana coin now carries the Bitch Please branding.
The Chain Trail
The OG token for this meme is YAO MING ($YAO) on Solana, launched 2025-04.
Key facts
- Traced from a photo of Yao Ming laughing at a 2009 press conference.
- Adopted into the rage-comic face set around 2010 to 2011.
- Commonly paired with the caption Bitch Please to signal dismissal.
- One of the rare rage faces derived from a real public figure.
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The tokens that claim Bitch Please (Yao Ming Face)
Every token we can tie to this meme, and which contract appeared first. The original is marked OG; the rest arrived to ride the name.
| # | Coin | Price | 24h | Market Cap | Liquidity | Launched |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  YAO MING $YAO | $0.0000447 | -2.93% | $44.68K | $21.54K | Apr 23, 2025 |
Combined live market cap for Bitch Please (Yao Ming Face): $44.68K across 1 coin. Market data is live from DexScreener; figures are not investment advice.
The on-chain receipts for $YAO (the OG contract), pulled straight from the chain.
On-chain report
via helius · updated 1d agoHeld by the top 10 wallets.
- 1. 2yzH…55tb23.10%
- 2. 7VzP…sU1q4.48%
- 3. AijW…1HRs3.35%
- 4. En2U…ioEC3.15%
- 5. 8PCr…mbNt3.00%
- 6. 2H37…rV1w2.75%
- 7. tRZD…sPpp2.45%
- 8. 3X23…fpQy2.45%
- 9. FiFP…K4Js2.00%
- 10. XgFZ…PKmg1.90%
- Top 10 wallets hold 48.6% of supply — moderately concentrated.
- Deployment predates the scanned history — earliest date is a lower bound.
Facts pulled directly from the chain via Solscan-grade data. Not financial advice.
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